The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
#you’re just a tall child with alcohol having a conversation you don’t understand (via queerly-it-is)
i would gnaw off my right arm for an avocado rn
row row row your boat gently away from me
Merrily merrily merrily merrily please just fuckin leave
BUTTONS EVERYWHERE: What do you mean you never needed Furry Avengers? Bruce is a Ram, Tony…
What do you mean you never needed Furry Avengers?
Bruce is a Ram, Tony is a cat, Bruce is all like ‘lets all just chill out, smoke some bud. and eat some Gummy Worms, whattaya say?’ and Tony is all ‘Imma zap the shit out of you I swear to god.’
Thor is a Lion, Nat is like… a Mink or…
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